I'll pay for our taxi if you let me makeout with the drummer and we don't leave RIGHT when the bassist does.
Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
either she doesn't know how to dress properly on a sunday morning stroll, or I just saw a 60 year old on a walk of shame
Is it a bad thing that the only time i wear nice clothes to class, is when i get too fucked up the night before and wear the same clothes i went out in?
Also, I've sobered up around 5am, in Delaware. I remember making this decision, and highly regret it now.
Hey so summary of last night. I threw up in a rain boot then tipped it over on my bed, did my laundry and passed the fuck out. I feel like I didn't see you.
she keeps giving me cups of everbeer.. its everclear and beer mixed. i guess its blackout or backout time
Hi. I probably already told you this mid puke, but thanks again for babysitting me last night. How did I get in the car?
Please come back. She just stuck her bloody band-aid to Zach's face, has a fire extinguisher, and is talking about tornados hiding.
Woke up in the ER with a nurse holding my tongue together inside of my mouth and a shattered jaw, the last thing I remember is opening the 151, care to fill me in?
I took a 19 year old to a strip club and ended up in a three way. Divorced life might be OK.
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
You asked me how red your eyes were... they were shut.
Dude I cant right now. Were talking about pickles.
I'll be coming off of 7 days of not drinking. No horse tranqs either. I haven't been this sober since I was in the womb
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