The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
I don't know what I could have possibly done in a past life to deserve watching my boyfriend projectile vomit margaritas and probs blood while completely naked.
Everyone was high fiveing on their a walks of shame home. God im gonna miss college life
Just saw the first guy i ever slept with in drag. I can hear my grandfather saying "i knew she was a lesbian" somewhere
By the way, turns out "Danny B" is his penis. Not his cousin. I was right.
It's confirmed. We did xmas carol the grocery store across the street from his building at 2:30am... Only the staff was there.
He put up a Facebook album attempting to sell off their Harvard furniture. Items for sale include: his friend, a broken lamp, an item described as a 'carpet and/or sleeping bag', a pair of paint stained cargo pants, size 'Tyler', and a self proclaimed $3 bottle of wine, which he is offering for $2
BoomCity!!!
You don't have to text me that every time you have sex. I already heard you ring the gong.
Nah I've been there. The worst you'll see is some hobo peeing in a sewer at 3 am on a Saturday
we managed to melt a few different forms of plastic into the cannibutter....
Then I did coke with my taxi driver where he then ended up paying me for the drive. You should try being a girl sometime it's super sick.
Doing coke by yourself isn't as fun. Even when you're watching a James Franco movie.
Talk about having your cake and eating it he has basically demolished the whole fucking bakery
You're emotionally mature, right? I said you were.
I have at least four things in my line of sight that have Kermit the Frog on them in my dorm. Does that answer your question?
Sorry. I was preoccupied thinking about penises
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