..Thats also how I think I got the lyrics from MIAs Paper Planes Sharpeed on my ass? Maybe.
After 9 shots a girl with a mustache......still not attractive
I love the moment a guy admits defeat against the front clasping bra.
He just made me a heart out of cocaine... i think i'm in love
I got an MIP via FUCKING HELICOPTER. Tuscaloosa police either have nothing to do or too many resources.
Welp, she's chewing our paper towels again. She's like an obnoxiously hot puppy
I have never made a good decision in that bathroom...
it was pretty much a given that i would lose my thong on dollar tequilla shot night
And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
What part of I'm done do you not understand? Im not going to send you sex photos to prove I've moved on..
Have u seen my thong? Last time i saw it was drenched in vodka and on his brothers broken lamp.
Nah but tell him his boxers made it to the basement
If I asked you to guess what I'm doing right now how many guesses would it take to get to really high eating an apple bumping techno
Sorry, I was trapped in a small closet behind a washer. What's up?
Dicks are not precious.
I'm soaking her vibrators in tabasco and wasabi paste. "furious" is an understatement
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