I know its small, but please -- stop calling it my "weenis".
yeah it's now facebook official. i can no longer pretend shes my girl on the side
shes a baton twirler.. i expected her to be better with her hands.
My grandpa just complimented my boobs. Im taking this as a compliment but also brushing it off as alcoholism on his part.
I'm making myself a nametag with my contact info and pinning it to myself like a kindergardenter in case I get lost when I black out on Sat.
Can we laminate it? Just to be safe.
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
My mother just made an innapropriate gesture with a cucumber while grocery shopping at whole foods... Then she said "bitches love cucumbers" and all this time i thought i was adopted
Looks like he unfriended you too. I feel like we were both just handed negative pregnancy tests.
My desire to pee is a lot higher than my need to be buzzed right now.
Ate 3 ghost peppers and chased them with Everclear last night. Currently on the toilet cursing the universe and everyone in it.
Plus you get to call him out on being a dick. It's more satisfying than ever sex I've ever had.
I have only made 3 good decisions in my life and getting really stoned reenacting the Lion King with my cat in a lion mane hat is 2 of them.
Although the guy I'm messing around with just offered to let me be his rich brother's sugar baby
...blackout vacation is awesome. Where did you end up? I think i'm in Miami.
Hospital.
I came twice AND he sent me home with edibles. I think he’s a keeper.
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