You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
I wanna come home
And do what?
Kiss. Rip clothes off. Repeat.
How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
it seems as if every mistake i've ever made in life i've had an errection in one hand and a bud light in the other
The Firefighter Games are going to be in Tampa the same weekend I am. I think God is answering my vagina's prayers.
Just used your umbrella as a puke sheild. Thanks man.
I seem to remember you being very disappointed that drinking Michelob Ultra didn't give you magic powers.
Granted I did fall into a pond wearing your dress, but I did save a frog in the process so I think it was worth it.
That's the best thing about having gay dads, you don't gotta do shit on mothers da and everybody is down wit getting wasted on mimosas at brunch
Fell asleep in the library, woke up because I almost let out a sleep fart. That was close.
I just had to explain to an 70+ year old lady what 'coitus' was. This was not in my job description.
I need to get off of her emotional roller coaster. I've been on it for a fucking year and I've been throwing up the entire time.
Most tragic bathtub-fart of all time. I am going to be late.
the moment when you open a dick pic with your mom in the car... On your moms phone... Of your dad... Scarred for life
His dick is pure magic - dark, powerful, beautiful magic. It's the Elder Wand of penises
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