every time I hook up with him I think about the fact that penicillin was a mistake too... and look how well that turned out. It makes me feel just a little bit better.
He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
I just realized that if I marry him I will have the same last name as spiderman. this makes my decision so much harder.
omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
One of my preschool students told me today that it's not pollution that makes the water in lakes unclean. It's the hobos. I was absolutely speechless. And just so proud.
It can't be good... The last recollection I have is singing lullabys to his penis
all I heard when I woke up this morning was "BONG HITS FOR BREAKFAST" being yelled repeatedly.
Honestly, It follows the same rules as Cock Roulette.
You didn't see us wave? How could you not? We were all going like 10mph screaming at you. We were stoned and didnt wanna run over pedestrians
Its ok. Im having a low day. About to mix cake mix with milk and drink it.
It was close. I was the girl scoping out where all the garbage cans were located in the class just in case.
This is why you don't heavily drink before 2 midterms.
I'm going to make out with someone. I'm on a mission. I don't even care if I'm wearing beer goggles. As long as he's not shorter than me, gay, or a woman.
Downloaded the Pocket Penguin app. There are now penguins living in my phone. Technology is wonderful.
I couldn't do it. You can't break up after that many orgasms. It's physically impossible.
I'm fucked-out. That state of being high between fucked up and passed out.
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