btw, your gf is going to want to talk to you today...and consequently you're probably not going to want to talk to me...just a heads up
hahahahahahhahahahaha. 26, Dominican, has a funny accent, thinks I'm hot. Tots boning.
i feel like barbie the morning after an elton john party
If God had a period, it would result in diet faygo redpop
lets put it this way..we'd win on tool academy
They threw a beer at you on stage and then you stopped the karaoke and cussed everyone in the bar out for 2 minutes
no, i'm not a lesbian.. i just really want to fuck you while drinking, thats normal in a friendship.
How did the whale quest end up? I saw u hit a little snag when the first one heard you call her that.
We convinced you to take a shot out of the sponge...there were still suds in it.
Well, she's officially disappointed in me. I have it writing.
If I don't have carpet burn in the morning you aren't trying hard enough.
Come down here. We are watching people walk through the paper we taped in front of the elevator.
I just flicked a lizard out of the window with a bud light in one hand and spatula inthe other...dont tell me you dont miss the south
also had sex in his sister's princess style bunk bed.
but you are a princess that one was appropriate.
Bring me your tired, your weary, your buffalo chicken dip
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