Do you think you have hit the lowest point in your life when you find yourself actually condisering watching the movie "Gigli"?
Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
I just spent twenty minutes with brandons dad explaining why head isnt typically considered sex...can we say awkward?
considering you've had every STD known to man, you think if i sent you a picture of my dick (no homo) you could tell me whats growing on it?
Giving the kids Children's Claritin and calling it candy.....Is it setting them up for drug abuse later?
this is the second time in my life i thought i might need to go to rehab. im including all the mornings that i wake up in dewey beach as "the first time"
listening to the two girls in the next stall finish a 40 and laugh at this guy they both fucked. they're calling him 'tulip dick'.
I may have broken a few toes and my face hurts. I do know that I pissed the bed so at least I've got some closure there
I thought stuff was gonna go really bad after he filled the super-soaker with kerosene. but it all turned out pretty well.
You just sat there and yelled "I JUST WANT TO RUB MY NIPPLES"
He made me sneak beer in the diaper bag... guess who is winning 2012 parents of the year
It is not if she takes a guy home Karaoke night. It is how many.
I just realized I haven't got laid since the last time the Browns won.
Sometimes i think i need to stop drinking because i can't afford losing so many panties anymore
Ahhh, the bane of our relationship.... His mediocre penis
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