there hasn't been a girl guy ratio this good since a guy jumped on one of the Titanic life rafts
I looked him in the face and asked if we could stop. he asked why. I said "I can't feel it.". ...I feel bad; I should have faked.
guy in the car over is getting some terrible road head. he just gave me a thumbs down when he noticed i was watching.
this bucketlist has just become an excuse for me to be slutty, and i'm not even ashamed
i had to apologize to my friends for being friends with me
Just went through ex bf's and hook up buddys and liked pictures of them on facebook. A friendly reminder that I will be back in for the holidays
Thanks for not waking me up before the firefighters chopped down my door
The last time I thought I had a UTI, I ended up having herpes. Sooo.. This time in preparing myself for cancer or death.
He was supposed to visit me tonight but he decided to stop in Tacoma so now I'm sitting on my bed naked eating oranges and candy corn while I watch Parks and Rec.
Now I have to hook up with him tomorrow DURING THE DAY.
DOMA is dead. I'm definitely going to be the last of our friends to get married now.
Stuck in the Minneapolis airport for 3 hours with an expense budget and a wine bar. This could get out of hand quickly.
Ive decided to see your threat against my life as you flirting
Watching porn.....Adele is playing in the background...so many emotions right now...so many.
We left an ass print on the conference room table, but I don’t think anyone caught on
Can’t. It’s taco and dick night.
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