there is a priest convention in the hotel. i feel like god is laughing at me.
She had a muffin-top while wearing a one piece bathing suit. Thats gotta break one of newton's laws or something
she danced around my room naked waving around the gold trojan magnum condoms singing "i have the golden ticket."
little did she know i was taping her the whole time.
I wish I could save this moment forever and have sex with it regularly. Its just tht beautiful.
After the VIP Latina experience at the strip club last night, I am rooting for Mexico in this years World Cup.
being alone eating nachos and drinking from a giant munchen beermug really isnt that sad
She just flushed the toilet with her head inside it...
What's the best way to say, "it's too early in our relationship to leave me at your place alone"? Steal something?
I think the paper my teacher just handed back to me had one of his pubes on it, I'm way too hungover for this
I'm wearing spiderman underwear, the question is what am I NOT capable of
so it took us like 45 minutes to get into the party.... then when we wanted to leave we were blocked and forced to stay.
....you got kicked INTO a party??
For whatever reason, whenever she's drunk off Crown, all she wants to do is jerk me off with her feet.
The amount of drunk I'm going to get tonight will be somewhere between Jim lahey and bojack horseman
Fucked him in a graveyard. Need plan b.
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
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