Very drunk. laura says hi. i can't find my pants. i think i'm in philly, but it might be jersey somewhere
is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
please don't go to jail. I'd hate to have to call the montgomery county jail every time I need sex advice
I was taking a bath and he burst in, sat down and started taking a shit. RIGHT BESIDE ME. My lack of privacy astounds me.
I am now trying to reassure her that she doesn't have a wide-set vagina. So thanks, for whatever you said.
apparently it's a turnoff if you ask a guy why he thinks he needs to use magnums
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A valiant attempt to obtain a backhoe was made
I really hope the fuck ferry pays me a visit to close out 2011 properly.
Not gonna make it. My ovaries are playing laser tag
Some girl is sitting topless in the kitchen and having a Skype video chat with some guy. I already like it here.
He's been pretending to be gay for 3 months in order to get free weed.
Last night was like blooper reel sex. He dropped me!!
I mean, she's batshit insane and once choked a guy with one hand but she's still MILF material in my book.
Well he had a nice beard and it smelled good so there was no way I wasn’t going home with him.
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