WHY CAN'T YOU EVER SHIT LIKE A NORMAL PERSON, JESSE.
She recited Pi throughout ever orgasm she had....she said it was a game she likes to play...how far she gets is how she judges her lovers...I am oddly turned on by this...
I'll bring the barf blanket just in case.
then she said she was half-a-virgin and that she would appreciate it if i would finish what her old booty call started
You know whats not fun? Making yourself throw up on a sand dune at 4 in the morning.
despite the cops showing up at 8am, pre gaming groundhog day was my idea yet. and by pre gaming, i of course mean getting black out drunk by 7:30am
...im seriously confused as to why this doesn't make sense to you. Girl hostage, rob casino. Makes perfect sense.
I may puke in class so I'm excited to see how that goes
Karaoke machines out. We're taking turns farting into the microphone. Shits going south fast. Definitely be awake when you get home.
I swear she lies about being allergic to gluten so she'll get all the jack and not have to drink shitty beer like the rest of us
It was fine until they started lighting shots of everclear on fire and making ME take them. That's when shit went down...
Woke up in bushes at UT didn't know I was Austin last night
That's MADAM THUNDERCUNT to you
I did a line of coke with my ex tonight. Talk about memories
Em I need to know if his cum tastes like vodka. Report back.
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