so heres a good story. about 6 hrs ago i took a bath with bruce blasting. and 6 hrs later i woke up still in my bathtub but in cold water
it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
tonight i'm making a christmas tree shaped shot pyramid
Took his v-card last night. Yet another experience I didn't expect to have in my thirties.
watchout when you come home, dougs at the top of the stairs naked eating doritos
Asking him not to sleep with other girls is like asking me not to have my period apparently
She showed me her tits and my first thought was "I want these to feed my future children." I'm scared.
If we order a pizza and I contribute 9 cents, is that fair?
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
Literally if she wants to make a big deal, I'd rather have shit smeared on my face.
You just gave me the title for the series of our lives. Haha. Chapter 12: the cocaine on the back of the hairbrush
We could put on there: "Drink jager bombs and do stupid shit faster, with more energy!"
I HAVE TOO MICH DICK TALKING TO ME IDK WHAT TO DO.
Dude she literally licked him. He was covered in cheese and in her high state what else was she gonna do?
Last night you broke a mirror, and then rolled around in the glass shards. Miraculously, there's not a scratch on you...
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