How the fuck did you go into work today? You are a better man than I. I couldn't even show up to being unemployed on time.
I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
Dudes got a Polo tattoo. I don't care if he has a yacht I can't handle that level of gay.
he knocked over the vodka and juice...picks up the cup and says "yes", takes the last sip...doesnt even worry about the mess all over the floor and we continue having sex.
If I die I am blaming you for not answering to tell me the proper dosage of horse tranquilizers to take
My mind hurts. I feel like I drank sand yesterday.
She started crying and told me to leave half way through, I'm walking down main with a bottle of patron and a sweatpants boner.
this better not be you asking for a beej
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You. Win. At. Life.
Yea I almost drowned giving a BJ in the shower once
He kept singing Happy Birthday to himself, yelling at the bouncers for not letting him in, and telling them his "father will hear of this." He was like a drunken Scottish Draco Malfoy.
If she's over 40, she won't believe you if you say " I'm only going to put the head in"
I told her I had a small penis. Then replied if Peter Pan won with a dagger then so can I
You just managed to turn Doctor Seuss into a sext. I really like you now.
I did put on a shirt to start the night, right?
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