Are u religion class? I'm on my way, I have cum in my hair. tell u later.
I just saw a man with a full beard and frosted tips
there is no god
I asked him where the store BJ's was and he unzipped his pants.
the last girl i hooked up with and the last guy i hooked up with are hooking up right now. this is where bisexuality becomes a problem.
Someone just pulled taco bell tacos out of their purse in class....2 problems with here. 1) this class is nutrition 2) taco bell is not open this early.
He tricked me into going on a double date with him, I don't like that he's not using me for just sex anymore
Yeah, this dress is irreparably whorey. I've resigned myself to being a family scandal.
Well for starters the people who just made my burger at the grab and go just told me to "hang in there"
You went into the shower with my roommate and cursed him out asking why he was there
I think I'd be more bothered by his cross dressing if I wasn't secretly into women..,
ten seconds after he was done making out with the blonde, he rips off his jacket and screamed "Goddamn it, you know I like brunettes"
I have never seen someone so pissed at getting some. i called dibs so fuck him
He yelled "Go Ducks" while he came
Idk my boobs are big but i dont think theyre hide a flask in them big..
Unintionally got shitfaced at study group this week. The waitress brought out a fishbowl of long Island iced tea. Challenge accepted.
I just revenge puked in his shoes. This is gonna be a fun night :)
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