NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
Just saw a teacher from our school with his wife... Now i really know how little teachers get paid.
Its midnight, he's burning water on the stove and keeps yelling at me and telling me not to burn myself.
What happened to chicks over dicks?
That rule does not apply to 9 inch dicks..
btw im using a cooler as a purse cause i love string cheese
I just want brownies and waffles and someone to lick my tits
Pants off. Spirits lifted.
Never drinking again. Maybe, if our boss gave us more 3-day weekends we would know how to handle ourselves. That was a shit show.
One public bathroom does not equal a wedding vow
I'll do my best. he just keeps yelling beer and doing dick helicopters
They weren't kidding when they said "Go Army Strong." Best sex I ever had.
You offered him a “Sorry I Blew Your Brother” Blowjob. How does that make it right?
I promised him it would be better than the one I gave his brother which is really nice of me since their actually only half brothers and his brother is cuter
i'm bringing homemade birthday cake and homegrown weed. how awesome is this text?
His mom just pulled off a quadruple cockblock. I'm not sure if I'm mad or impressed?
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