at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
that's when I learned why R Kelly peed on that bitch
I cant believe I just managed to do a drug deal across the country for you...
I'm getting drunk watching the disney channel. Is this a main reason why we aren't together anymore?
So.. My internet got red-flagged at work because i did a search on "midigit strippers las vegas" This may be hard to explain...
He offered to take me out to a nice dinner but I told him I would rather he just pay for my beer this weekend
if you count grabbing my crotch as an introduction then yeah i got a couple of those tonight
we hooked up. but it was that weird mix of getting naked and watching Balto that made it so awesome.
THC water in my coffee on the way to work. How's your Tuesday?
i've never been that scared in my life. i ran naked into the corner and he just stood there trying to shield his boner from the light.
It's like a booty call, except its for tacos...and you're my brother.
Girl it's 3:30 get your life together and come enjoy a bowl, some coffee and a brownie with me
The best was when you were crying, and trying to get the bouncer to "understand you AS A HUMAN BEING"
Well my mom knows that the welt I had on my forehead last month was the result of a sex accident. This holiday sucks
burned my penis with a sauteed onion again.
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