I didn't say she couldn't, I said you shouldn't.
I'm sure it was awkward. I've never had a professor expose parts of them to me before.
I'm sorry I tried putting my balls in your cup holder.
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
Let me stew on this while im plucking my nipple hairs and showering.
No he exists. Who else tells me no matter how drunk I am to pull out. He's watching over me so my bastard doesn't get created.
I woke up with a black eye, bruised knuckles, wearing women's clothing, in a house I did not recognize, next to a solid 9. Thank you for making 21 special.
BTW my friend remembers her as "the one with the pronounced chin"
Imagine getting smashed in the dick by a basketball. A basketball made of metal. With spikes. That's pretty much what his dick looked like.
i just honestly didn't believe you when you said your brother was a fucking clown. ho shit you weren't kidding.
Do not tell me I cant do drunk math ever again, AND I made a creative way of telling him I want him to fuck me.
Good morning! Spongebob is on channel 257 when you wake up. Help yourself to breakfast. You were great last night. See you when I get back.
Hey bring in backup. its going to take a lot more beer than we think to fill up the water bed...
So it turns out that a Ford Focus does not fit in a Walmart cart return.
Man, I'm never going tanning again he noticed the burns on my ass
Randomize
