In The Air Tonight was playing in the dentist's office. Had to stop the cleaner to do the drums.
someone just puked in the library. they put up caution tape. i totally underestimated finals week.
Nothing says true friendship like 2 people bonding over potentially having AIDS.
He gave her the shocker .. I didn't know people really did that.
He texted me for drugs this time. Not sex. I dunno if I should be pleased it's not sex or disappointed that I come across as a druggie
See, not all bad decisions involve my penis.
I was the last girl at the bar last night. It was like a battle royale between 10 guys.
I STRONGLY considered not bringing that guy home with me last night simply because I'd JUST changed my sheets that morning.
Was awful. Wedding photos taken by a river with used syringes floating past. Had to ask the bride to put down a can of rum to have her photo taken.
Apparently getting dressed is an all-day activity.
new costume idea. paint swatches and a ball gag... I'll be 50 shades of grey.
got into a verbal altercation with Luke Harangoty last night over a table. Called him a cross-eyed fuck and got the table.
ps. i have two very important words to sum up my night
which are?
library sex.
This is the third time I have overheard parents tell their children "don't be that girl" in reference to me. I'm either doing something horribly wrong or amazingly right
I'm a teacher who's always telling kids about the importance of due diligence, yet I'm eating an avocado out of a coffee filter because I'm too lazy to wash dishes
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