you would have Pina Colada flavored saliva.
you took a scissor and started screaming "I WANNA KNOW WHAT ITS LIKE TO BE BALD"
where does the pee come out of this thing
Is it bad that when I see babies I feel bad for them because its going to be forever until they are 21?
Your "OraGel will numb anything" theory was the worst thing I ever believed in.
Just took 4 secret shots in his bathroom to not remember him naked.
There was definitely a significant amount of cookie dough in my bra
Nm. Exausted and my teeth just fell out again
It's not that I'm in love with her, so much as I would love to be her lesbian experience.
Get drunk. Masturbate to his picture. Fall asleep. Repeat. Fuck summer.
I feel like I should be having more sex dreams of my boyfriend than his sister..
Fell off the toilet trying to reach to put my tampon in the garbage. Pride hurts real bad.
Dude, I wish I could live my entire life blacked out.
Typically a man doesn't buy a woman a drink in hopes of her laughing at his penis, but no one said I was normal.
Just seriously saw this chick say, watch this motherfuckers then did a 42 sec keg stand.
You at least asked for her number right?
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