you puked in the cab and all over yourself and tried to convince the cabby it was there already when he got upset... then you puked again. not too convincing are you
we were spooning and you were the big spoon but you insisted that I call you "the ladle"
Tell us when you see the semi truck on fire.
i hope whoever thought of bagged wine flip cup last night has the same hangover as me. not ok.
I wore my front clasp bra so he would have to prove his sobriety to me before we had sex.
My printer just jammed because one of the condom wrappers I threw when we had sex in my dorm
So I am just swinging blind here, but I am guessing that blood in your sinus is not ideal
So i forgot that my head is completely wrapped in gauze, and tried to do the "come hither" look. He think's i'm brain damaged
its weird that my cat bites every fat chick i bring home. i repeat every fat chick, qhT KINDA FRIEND ARE YOU
It feels like I'm being stabbed in the uterus with a rake. That night was totally worth it though. Thanks.
Oh, also as a concerning side note, my bra had drops of blood on it. So I don't know what the deal was, but someone I was around was definitely bleeding a decent amount.
I took did three shots of fireball and did and handstand. When I stood up some busty slut lead me my the hand down the hall into her dorm room.
But I'm sure your having and "a monumentally better time" repeating the 12th grade
I deserve to be covered in dicks
I woke up naked wrapped in a wolf blanket on the bathroom floor
Listening to The Little Mermaid soundtrack should cure my drunkeness right?
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