Pretty sure I only gave out my other # though. You know, 777 777-7777
Hahaha. So was it a Freudian slip, or wishful thinking? ;)
Could be either seeing as you're in my phone as "3rd bar" and I couldn't pick you outta a line up.
shouldn't i get a discount if shes pregnant?
This guy just walked into class and first thing he did was grab the garbage can, walk to his desk and say "just in case"
he's werid. hell kiss me after i go down on him but he wont kiss me after i eat anything with mustard.
Dude totally calling you out on watching when harry met sally on netflix on demand on april 8th.
I told her she has a very organized vagina; somehow she took offense.
dunno man, last I saw him he bet me he could eat more ranch the me, then ran off
who were those guys at the table sniffing dryer sheets?
Yeah. I realized I have a weakness for drugs and I need to move somewhere where I don't know how to find them.
You know our reunion in two weeks shall be a drunken bikini clad magical adventure right
You want a summary? Scottish women that start drinking at 7 am. Cherries soaked in moonshine. Japanese beer. Old men smoking stuff that I'm pretty sure is illegal here and in Japan. One is doing a karaoke striptease. There's your summary.
Balls are being tripped. Said meow to my cat and he said yeah cool dude.
I just ran into mom and dad day drinking at the bar while I skipped class and was day drinking at the same bar.
I'm shotgunning a meatball sub and watching flip or flop. i have reached a new level of singledom.
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
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