what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
I wanted to tell him he wasn't actually in me, but my god, awkward?
I can tell how much and what I drank by my morning shits
I think I'd rather ejaculate tabasco. You'd have to scrape out guacamole.
She called me Spock and proceeded to ask me to 'teach her the ways of the force'. I just couldn't do it after that. No way am I fucking a girl who can't tell the difference between Star Wars and Star Trek.
I just had teddy grams, ritz crackers, and twizzlers for dinner. Hello, end of the semester.
He said "I know I'm not gay. I fucked a guy once and didn't like it"
They walked in to the store, ripped up the phone book, and left. Can we get on their level?
and I keep making him eat me out and buying me presents, this is paradise. I wish he cheated on me earlier.
I heard an explosion in the backyard. You told me you were playing "will it burn".
This is Jewish guilt versus Irish Catholic guilt. We should tread carefully, or we could fuck up the space-time continuum or something.
I'm okay with that.
I'm just going to eat my milkshake, watch teen wolf, masturbate, and lament my inability to form meaningful relations with men who aren't gay
I'm having a martini with dinner. A new level of class.
I'm stoned and eating mustard, also a new level of class.
Walking towards a police car with full spotlights on you while being fully erect..awkward exp. for both parties
Quit bitching. I brought you a muffin.
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