We were busted for public indecency in the back of my car in the parking lot. This time we were just reading my Cosmo magazine.
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
Also I just saw on facebook your sister is taking pole dancing lessons. Just a heads up.
Just climbed to the top of a frozen waterfall! Do you want to do drugs tm night? The two are unrelated.
Then he wanted a handjob in the car. While my cousin was driving. To krispy kreme. And there was someone else in the backseat.
Jesus...So southern.
i just woke up to a text from him apologizing for making me eat a full lemon
I should probably go to bed before I start to care about why I started drinking in the first place.
I got home and laid by the toilet and then alexa laid in the bathtub and sang the preamble while kayla held my hair
Happiness is watching your asshole boss' police DUI video.
I broke out the Krispy Kreme, and am possibly having random internet sex in less than an hour. I think I got this breakup under control.
Those were some damn good pancakes you made last night.
Dude I've been in FL since Monday.
I'm staying at his house to solve the homeless situation. There's a freezer bag of weed in the fridge. He doesn't know it's there, and he's not missing it so I may have an income soon.
This time tomorrow I'll be fingering you
Oh shit a waiter was leaning over me when i opened that and i felt him pause
I just mixed tangerine juice with sauv blanc. on an unrelated note, my episide of intervention is slated to run in April.
I'm the only person I know that carries solo cups, shot glasses, ping pong balls, two decks of cards, and a lawn chair in his trunk. I'm ready to turn anything, anywhere into a party.
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