i'm listening to "transmissions" by The Tea Party from like '97 and waxing my legs. fuck i'm awesome in my alone time
I have a story that starts with Nutella and ends with sex in the laundry building at RIT.
You kept telling that ginger girl, "it's not your fault, it's not your fault, it's not your fault."
Just had sex in the basement of the library... I knew I was paying $120,000 for something more than a law degree
He just came in my nostril. Never look down when a guy is pulling out during missionary.
I swear to god, if you fuck the hot one you're paying me back for the shot I just bought her
Spotted: shirtless guy wearing cut-off hot shorts, 1 cowboy boot and a sombrero puking in a bush while his friend yelled 'stop being a bitch" from the sidewalk'. Happy 4th of July 'merica!
It's hot as dicks out. Lets get drunk on the roof and make pterodactyl sounds at people.
He meowed while sucking on my nipple, it got even weirder when he said he was trying to moo.
Sorry for yelling at you, I'm just really emotional about missing comicon.
I should get an "I gave blood today" type of sticker, but instead it would say "I went balls deep today"
Nooo. I was entirely happy pretending that my vagina only existed for peeing and releasing Satan's waterfall.
Fuck these bullshit days. My underwear are still inside out.
I tried to text you about going to the Lion's Den but sent it to my boss. She was down for it. Please advise.
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
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