Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
shit pants at work. discarded underwear.
just showed this text to the guy at west elm. luckily we did not stool ourselves in the midst of the ensuing hilarity. so you're commando now?
yep! most awkward part is that i was a few feet away from a client, talking and looking him in the eye. i've never stooled while looking someone directly in the eye.
You guys need to stop introducing me as "the girl you shared"
i think i made a good impression on his friends wen i survived 55 cup beer pong
she is legit wearing a plastic bag around her neck as a necklace. she says it serves two purposes.
I think it's god's punishment for my behavior in Vegas . Lies were told. Angels were defiled. Pools were pissed in
And to add, there was a fat guy right next to me who, when the girls would shake their butts, he would let out a shrill xena warrior princess cheer
A man just sang Jennifer Lopez to me out his car window. I am not sure how I feel about this, but it is not positively.
This is the guy I made out with and it made me think of my dad. Let's never talk about it again.
Finally met a man who appreciates my beer pong skills, definitely a keeper for the weekend
Seriously insulted!! You can not share my dick pick with your gay brother. He won't quit poking me on fb
Got promoted and on my way out the door was informed that my beard makes my face perfect for riding. Today is gonna be a good day.
Nothing makes the walk of shame as great as disapproval from a mom getting ready for work
I just had to ask my drug dealer to "keep it simple for me". Is this a new low?
We've done worse things
The abomination is in progress. At least one barista side eyed me and the other has fear in her eyes
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