Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
I think I gave almost everyone at that party the clap last night
All I remember is saying that "fire will make it all better"
Girl walking by was talking on the phone about how he needed to write a gratitude list in her letter to god this week. Too stoned
I just heard "I just let you finger me on Megabus, I clearly don't have standards".
i wish i could tell my students that all of their lessons plans were brought to them by captain morgan and diet coke. it's like seasame street, only for high schoolers being taught by a student teacher.
That's not as bad as watching a dumb ass drunk peeing into your window fan -
I sent her a picture of Richard Nixon and said "these are the only dick pics I send".
I made everyone scream the national anthem with me after playing true American last night. I'm pretty much their leader now.
So I'll bring my machete and we can smoke your shit.
Out of context, that is a hilariously scary message.
That's actually very serious....I really do think of you whenever is see pizza
Just so you know. And I'm telling you this because I care deeply for you. Blue raspberry poptarts taste exactly the same as the regular raspberry ones.
I want to buy weed from this guy on Tinder but I'm not sure I should trust him...but it's free delivery
I have rug burns on my nipples. Thanks for being an awesome wing girl.
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