Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
hahaha Yeah oh well, she wrote on my facebook wall, That's almost like a digital hand job
traded hat for shot of whiskey. lovah yo life. only ADVENTURE NOW. OH GOD IT WENT TO CAPS LOCK
officially hit rock bottom.. been yelling through the vent in my room to my little brother trying to convince him to get me water for the past two hours. i fear feeling the full effect of my hangover if i stand.
Sorry I dragged you across a parking lot
Dude I walked in to my house just to be handed a bottle of vodka by my sister. She then said i had 15 minutes to finish it. Moving into my parents place is the best choice I have made this year.
Sean getting laid is an anomaly, Sean banging the hottest single girl at the wedding is a fucking unicorn being ridden by a leprechaun walking through mordor.
People around me are just doing lines of cocaine. Like its no big deal. And I'm just here like.... Y'all want some cheezits?
I walked around with red solo cups on my feet, weeds tied around my neck and a tree in my hand
the girl whose rug I peed on is here
This is even better than the wine from my laundry basket
Nothing more awkward that being butt ass naked in a guys bed and his ex wife shows up with his kid....
I made out with 4 out of 4 girls I was out with last night, I'm pretty sure everyone knows I'm a lesbian by now
Hes back in his dorm room dancing naked with 3D glasses on.
and he said that acid doesnt really do anything to him...
would it be awkward if i bring my husband?
only if i fuck you in the bathroom while he's paying the check
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