ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
you left with a lisa lampanelli lookalike... i hope she was atleast funny
Im in the beachers at wrigley listening to four lesbians debate the pros and cons of 2girls1cup. Success.
so I smoked with the leasing agent of the apartment complex. Of corse I am going to take this one
I've drank myself into a smaller pants size. Who ever said alcoholism was unhealthy was mistaken.
His little brother walked in on us. Six times.
So I bought some random chick a shot she puked in her hands then I watched her make out with my roommate
Nothing is worse than post drunken playoff baseball loss sex
In light of your oncoming completion of twenty-three years of personhood, I feel a pressing need to blast country-pop phenomenon Taylor Swift's hit single "22" in your general direction until midnight.
He has a bed frame and a headboard.... That match his dresser and nightstand...
Hahah. That's good.
I feel like you don't understand the severity with which this weirds me out...
Please put me on a plane and hypontize me into forgetting the little bit of last night that I do remember.
There is nothing worse than the batteries of your vibrator dying on valentines day
Also if i get drunk and start crying about the elephants you all have my permission to abandon me.
if i drink i'll go into liver failure but ok
totally worth it, dude its $1 pbr
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