we are all sexual creatures
yea maybe. but you're not. you're not getting any.
Is it wierd that I kind of wish I could hang out with Melissa Joan Hart?
Last night at the bar my fuck buddies found out about each other.
Wtf? What happened?
Not quite sure but they rock, paper, scissored to see who was taking me home.
Hahaha alright after 5 shots I'm not allowed to touch glass or boys with girlfriends.
FYI I'm about to upload a vid of you to facebook of you screaming "SNACK ATTACK" and throwing cheetos at everyone playing pong...
Does she usually listen to trance and cut up broccoli when she's high?
thanks for being my moral compass. and thanks for not always pointing north so i can be slutty and not feel bad about it.
he also bled all over my floor. unrelated to cats but true nonetheless.
sex on the stairs. not our finest idea.
there was 'chicken suit porn' in my search history.......also 'scuba diving porn'
make that a herd of moose. they will be my moose minions
Some older looking guy gave me his card as he exited the train. Hes a pharmaceutical rep. I'm debating asking him for a job. Obv he wants sex but if I can get a job out of this maybe I can offer him more than a cheap dry handjob bc that's all I'm really up for these days
My only regret this past weekend is abusing only 3 substances when I could have done so much more.
See I insist I'm not a groupie and then I say things like "will bang for a backstage pass".
It's totally a relationship. we have sex in other people's beds, watch mad men while high and get drunk on his teammates' beer. don't you dare stomp on my dreams with your societal judgments
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