I'm totally gay for Miss Californiaaaaaa
oh sweet, sweet irony
Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
He made sure to throw up on the Mexico side of the border while we were in line at the check point. Then finished by screaming you an have it back. You can have it all back.
I'm way too horny to be at work right now. I think it might be legally irresponsible to leave me alone with cucumbers.
Yes, that was me on the jumbo tron. No, i don't know why i was hiding.
Just put the gallon of milk in the microwave. Dad might know im high.
Bc when the owner of your local gay bar and a drag king ask you to take them to a rival gay bar 2hrs away at 4 in the morning YOU GO.
Just came out of my room at 8 AM to find 2 pounds of raw hamburger and a half eaten cake strewn across the hallway. And I'm not surprised at all.
I am not ready to suck todays dick. Todays dick just laughed and came on my face.
Of course, you have to give the courtesy text like last night when I told you my dick was gonna smell like peppermint
found one of my socks in the dishwsaher... xanax
Is it a problem if I'm trying to condition Goodbye Horses to trigger an erection?
The fabulous human disaster: it is him
He told me he loved me and I told him I shit myself
I would accept a super bowl ring as an engagement ring
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