its like they have never seen someone walk through campus with a plunger
Learn some fucking English or leave me alone! "Your" is for something that belongs to you, like 'your herpes'. And "you're" is a contraction for "you are", like "you're not sleeping with me".
hammered. By myself. Accident. Faillll. Snowwwwwy
he tried to convince me he was a seal.. sound effects included. and then asked me to 'be his lady seal'.
I feel more comfortable going down on her then actually kissing her.
you ate the make a wish sign. Like actually chewed on it. It was our solution to going outside when the cops were there
We did shots with the Tupperware consultant last night. I'd say the night was a success.
I got about 15 snapchats from you with your hand saying "you want cheese sticks" or something like that and one of some weird looking weed
what better way to celebrate the birth of jesus christ than to get embarrassingly intoxicated and make poor decisions!?
I just looked down and realized I was walking around in briefs and a ninja turtle shirt; and for a second, I thought I was 8 again... Weird...
With everyone putting up pictures of their moms on Facebook it's time to go single MILF hunting.
Went as "Party on, Wayne." And left as, "Partied out Wayne in a foot boot with new medical bills." Fuck Halloween...and vodka.
Well shit I mean if you get a bunch of cashed up drunk lesbians together in a casino, it's bound to go south at some point
I was looking at your nipple and it made me think of you
Well I hope so...
Please tell me why we have been neighbors since elementary school and waited until the night before I moved to fuck.
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