I dont ever wanna see you tell my little brother to "spread the seed" ever again
I cannot believe you needed a note to remind yourself to ask me about the fourteen sleeping Mexicans.
We're upstairs smoking....the password is pineapple
i hate always having to make my eye shadow look really good since my eyes always end up closed by the end of the night in pics
He just came into the room wearing nothing but a Speed Racer helmet. I think he just invented a fetish.
It's sitting in bleach right now. You will be the creepiest coolest dude in my book if you made a bracelet from my tooth.
I just remembered I did the whole byebyebye dance at the bar
I am actually offended he hasn't asked me to sleep with him yet to get better grades...I wanted the whole college experience.
Hahahaha .. If it makes you feel better I had a sex dream about a cheeseburger last night so I feel like we both lose.
All I know is that I have a black eye and an extra $200 in my wallet. Other than that, clueless.
I feel like I could have been bitchier and missed an opportunity.
Doing the walk of shame from the back of a Jeep to the porta potty it's parked next to while your dad watches is not what you want.
I think I just saw my socks in the parking lot.. gonna keep walking
Um I got a ride home from the bar with two random boys and one tried to bang me on my parents riding mower
The only thing I remember is the 300 pound man breaking ur railing from sliding down it at 3 am. Must of been a good night.
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