nut hugger
Yeah. Fortunately, the road to Hell is paved with naked 21 year old girls.
Which beats the fuck out of good intentions.
I just heard someone say "gosh-darnit" and they didn't have a southern twang. I worry for New York.
you're just mad cause i madeout with you while having a mouth full of chewed pretzels
Don't linger or you will get sucked into spending the night. Remember the mission mantra: GET OFF
If you don't sing me a lullaby then I'll just take shots till I pass out
(540): I ran 10 miles and then took a dump behind a rock. What the fuck have you done with a hangover that's comparable?
my vagradar is going off.. it smells a soldier
No one ever gets any after sleeping with her. She is like the broken mirror of hookups, enjoy 7 years of blue ball. Don't say I didn't warn you
I just want to meet whoever runs the hall cameras
hahahaha I don't. Watch one day i'll be walking along and someone will stop me and say "oh you're that one girl who is out. of. control." But then they'd probably give me a high five.
I told you when I started the only reason I was gonna coach your kids soccer team was that I could meet all the hot soccer moms. So why are you so mad I slept with your ex?
She asked for references to decide whether she wanted to have sex with me. And she was serious.
He was awful. Hubby's was apparently epic. I suck at swinging.
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
Hi I'm on my way to give you multiple screaming orgasms and Easter candy
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