dude, i look like john mccains neck right now
North Korea, Best Korea!
You're perfectly engineered for doggy style
I hope you shit your pants in a socially devastating situation.
I would pay so much money for a video of you fucking a sheep
I'm buying a pregnancy test with my lunch money. Classy.
I'm not saying we can't have sex tonight, I'm just saying we have to work it around Lost.
I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy
I woke up under a table, with a huge Mexican sombrero, a box of 120 doughnuts and a bloody nose. It all screams success.
He tried to carry her to her room after she passed out, but when he picked her up she came back to, saw him, screamed rape and pulled out her vuvuzela app and blasting it like a rape whistle.
I woke up with the new contact "Britney Both Nipples Pierced"... how do you think the night went?
Ok... I'm a little jealous... Grab her pig tails and ride her like a jet ski. Making motor noises is optional.
So a list of things I should stay away from bringing up at dinner with your fiance tonight?
1) you and I went to a strip club 2) i saw you topless at said strip club 3) i cried when we watched the Real World
No sorry. I may be a happy drunk but my gag reflux is an angry drunk.
She never came back from the bathroom so I went to look for her... I was in my room and heard this rustling. And she was in my closet petting ties.
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