Her vagina is like Vegas. high traffic and full of glitter.
Just did ten shots in 8.34 minutes........ Slowly getting over the loss
The horrors my penis has endured I wouldn't wish upon any man.
U should just post that picture of u two on facebook with the caption, does anyone know this girl? If so please tell her to take plan b, thanks
we're driving around with this really dirty (unclean and inappropriate) 60 year old ex-san quintin con named old skool d that my brother knows and hes bringing us to get weed. what is montana?
When I said to shut up, I meant it. I'm sorry you have a bald spot now, but it was necessary.
If life deals in absolutes, the in betweens are the most hairy.... Fortune cookie wisdom from a stoned Megan.
i think I'm just gonna buy a new vibrator, body pillow, some guys cologne to spray on it, a life time supply of wine and weed and be done with all this shit
If there was a tv show called "True Life: My 58 Year Old Dad Rolls Better J's Than Me" I'd be on it.
So apparently nutella and chocolate body paint aren't actually the same thing.
Company sent me first class out of state, got so drunk on the plane I started handing out pillows and blankets to the people in coach
woke up and somehow me leather belt got torn in half. either we partied with the hulk or some chick just could not wait to see my dick. probably the former tho
It has now been 10 days since we last saw Sebastians penis
YOUUUU FUCKING FURRYYYY
I DIDN'T COME HERE TO BE SLANDERED LIKE THIS
Is it bad that I'm not at all bothered by the fact that to some people I'm simply known as the girl that takes her shirt off?
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