You know how britney does the hair flip too much in her new videos? Thats me right now
She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
Her life must suck. All she's got is "Miss Shamrock" WHICH SHE LOST!
jungle juice + heels + stairs = broken arm
dude, seriously he just sucked the milk out of the dogs breast and swallowed it... for $20, wtf....?
Brutal- a couple weeks back I had a 28 hr blackout and four day hangover. S'why I decided to haul it in
After we had sex he bought me grape soda. I think I'll keep him.
the crazy preacher outside Willard just began a monologue that began with "when i look at a vagina." We should stop by there more often
i have this gut feeling friday is going to be interesting.\nAnd by interesting I mean I feel like im going to get punched in the face by his girlfriend.
Well girls crying gets you hard so you're not really a good standard to me
They figured our he was high when he told the manager he wanted a break to go wrap his dick in toliet paper and pretend it was a ghost.
Is it just me, or do you see your penis in that hand?
An "unreasonable amount of ejaculate" isn't a reason to be angry at me.
Unless it has to do with ramen, goldfish, cheese, or rugby, don't talk to me.
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