In an effort to go green, I just used rainwater to fill my bong.
Saved By The Bell: The College Years had it waaaay wrong on that one.
she made me put on a condom before giving me a handjob...this is why i hate freshmen
Got a stripper to howl at my wolf shirt.
Apparently she got a minor consumption for using vodka soak tapmons
Does that work!! Please say yes
yep you were here saturday. if you woke up smelling like vanilla i can explain.
I think I just snorted head and shoulders by mistake.
It's like past high you was looking out for future high you by rolling that joint and leaving it in your coat pocket. What a Halloween miracle
It's gay softball weekend. Lots of hot gay strangers to go home with.
I did not appreciate your texts about spanking at 3'o'clock this morning.
If there was a card that said "I'm sorry for throwing up on your bathroom counter" I would send it to you.
I feel like my sexual preferences are just another sign that I am a 75 year old drag queen in a 29 year old woman's body.
I think the only option is to smoke so much weed I just pass out for 3 days.
Took the ex out to the bar, then left with her and her best friend....and you said this was a bad thing.
dude, he literally lasted one minute. and i paid 8 dollars for cabs.
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