We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
She's mad at me cuz I told her having a fuck buddy was too much commitment.
just to let you know coffee and vodka was a bad way to start the day
I need to shower. I still have paint on me from the homeless guys
I just banged that chick from the bar by speaking french. all i had to do was recite my grocery list
$5 off purchases of eighths or more today only. Happy tax-free weekend. -Your consumer-minded pot dealer
I'm so eating pot-chocolate cookies while preggers. This kid will be so amazing.
Oh just chilling alone with a stranger baby while everyone else clambakes the bathroom. Probation is the reason there is bad things in the world.
Oh my god. I just RAN OVER a child. Oh my god this isnt my day. That kid was cool as fuck though
The strip clubs here are like a safari of penis, and I'm gonna bag me a rhino.
All I vaguely remember from last night is getting up on that nice mahogany table and debating about squirrel's rights
You haven't demanded nudes today. You alright?
I fell asleep while eating jimmy johns last night and then woke up at 5am and continued to eat it
I despise everything about her. Except her tits.
We've been taking shots, cranking Marilyn Manson, and eating your bacon. Your kid is probably ruined.
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