Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
its easy. just sleep with a bunch of guys until one falls in love
all thats left of you is your magnum wrapper on my dresser
Michael Bay is the white Tyler Perry.
whats a positive sounding word for "exploit"?
dude there is absolutely no room for a slide in our room
I found bruises on my neck from barfing out the window.
im celebrating the fact lent is over and i can give blow jobs again.
I feel like death gave me a hand job
I just got woken up by some Christians who wanted to talk about the bible. ways to make a hangover even worse for a thousand trebek
I haven't been motivated enough for a shirt. And only half the day was bra-worthy.
Are you okay?
I went home with a 38 year old guy in a kilt, do I look okay!
Then while I was crying on his shoulder, he got a boner. Soo. I kinda just hopped on.
Taking a shit in a Texas 7/11... not accepting phone calls now lol
Fuck this pandemic. She grabbed the hand sanitizer instead of the hand lotion while giving me a hand job and now my dick is burning and scrotum are on fire
A hand job? Are you 12?
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