the thought of Anne Coulter teabagging Dick Cheney kills me everytime.
i was more sad about losing him as neighbor on fishville than as a boyfriend
i'm 67% sure he was trying to sing in hawaiian
I'm so proud of your ability to turn my Charlie horse last night into anal sex.
the tile , carpet , walls , cabinets , even the ceiling ... there is Jello everywhere
it was your idea to have indoor Jello wrestling man
We need to get her a baby shower present. And no, a blow up sex doll with her dead boyfriends picture stuck to it, is not appropriate.
Well you wanna do it now or later? I've had three shots and I'm listening to journey by myself. Emotionally there is no better prime time than right now.
I cant believe im wasting my plan b experience on this guy. I should have saved it for someone special.
He might not have any marketable talents, but the kid dry humps like no other.
If a baby can come out of it, so can four raquetballs.
Yes she was blowing me but I couldnt see her face. The only light was from the sparklers she asked me to hold. I love 4th of July.
I should not be able to sum up my life with a taco brand motto...
so i was thinking... those 6 am shots weren't really needed.
LISTEN TO ME! DONDE ESTA LA FUCKING VICODIN!
I miss my innocence.
I miss being able to say, "I've never done this before."
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