She sang Bad Romance to me. Not really the answer I was looking for.
There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
then he pulled down his pants, and i just stared for about a minute..... i was so confused. i didnt know my cat could have a bigger penis than an 18 year old man.
Wednesdays are like the thursdays of tuesdays... Drink time
Walked by a shop giving away free donuts this morning. Best walk of shame ever
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
Just peed in a urinal with another girl. It's that kind of night.
i feel like i should invite him over so he can cockblock my roommate one last time before he graduates. for old times sake, ya know
YOU DRINK NOW BECAUSE YOU ARE A STRONG INDEPENDENT WOMAN WHO DOESN'T NEED A DRINKING PARTNER
I feel like at this point in my life I should be dating someone who doesn't run out of all his money on Mondays and have to wait til fridy to buy his weed
I think you handled your pregnancy scares better than that cricket in your bathroom
No. DON'T DO IT. Friends don't let friends fuck clowns.
maybe one of us should just pity fuck him and get it over with.
Just once I'd like to go out and not have to tell you to put your pants back on.
Interesting fact: if you wanted to rename a guy Jeff, just tell him you only fuck Jeffs. Magically whatever name he was using is actually his middle name cause he doesn't like going by Jeff.
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