okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
It's like having an annoying little brother who wants to have sex with you
it was like vegas minus all of the penis and death threats
I feel like his penis would have a weird haircut because he does.
Me too. We could do it like prostitutes. No kissing on the mouth.
I immediately regret the tequila decision.
Meanwhile I'm googling glory holes in Vegas
It's 90 percent alcohol, and 10 percent a whisper that says "get drunk"
Also, feel like I need to install a nanny cam to remind myself what I did the night before.
HAMMERED.. I made a peanut butter and jelly sandwich with toilet paper instead of bread...
How’s the date going?? Do you think he’s gonna cut your face off and wear it to his birthday party?
Also either i just launched into space as a rocket or my legs just orgasmed, but i am high as a soul train
He’s tiny, hairless and humps my leg when he wants sex. He’s basically a chihuahua
He deliberately gets me high because he knows I fuck better and then I make food for two. I don't know if I should feel mad or proud of him for thinking that far.
You ever fart so hard it made you cum a little? A "friend of mine" wanted to know.
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