We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
So i think we're being coned into a threesome with the promise of pokemon
Omg. In the pub, there's a guy shouting at the olympic channel 'yeah! Kill that motherfucker!' we're watching figure skating.
I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
Just had a serious bathroom emergency at walmart a and it appears that i ate a taco bell burrito wrapper last night
Because at some point last night we decided that shotgunning beers from a paint stick was a good idea
Weed is now completely legal in Colorado and Washington. I repeat weed is now legal! I'm putting a deposit down on a house as we speak.
ROADTRIP.
If you got tons of KY ads on HuluPlus, it's because I hit "relevant" every time.
At 12:16 am. We just got out of the truck and went behind it and fucked. With 3 people in the truck. On the side of the road. As cars drove by.
My "lord keep me from stabbing a bitch" prayer has gotten a lot of miles today
Besides, I'm booked tomorrow. I'm planning on drinking heavily and crying in the bath.
Preface: Im drunk. But i think id make a good assasin. That is all.
I can't believe it is only 1:30...I may have to stab myself with scissors for an excuse to go home...
he asked me why I let you steal the gnome, and you jumped out of the bathroom, yelled "you know why!" and ran outside with said gnome
I ended up sleeping with him in a public bathroom because neither of us remembered where we lived. I have hit a new low.
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