she just waddled down the stairs behind me and puked and kind of reached for me but i sped up. does that make me a bad person?
Checked out the free sonogram van on campus and got a free DVD of my sweet food baby.
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
Is it bad that John just came to my work to have sex with me bc I felt bad that he slept on his porch last night locked out and I missed all his calls?
For a second, I wondered if I could smoke pizza.
If she's telling you consent laws theres probably a reason
i took my sailor hat off and used it as a vom bucket
Don't byou dare ruin egg salad by putting your penis in it that would be so sad.
I feel like at this point in my life I should be dating someone who doesn't run out of all his money on Mondays and have to wait til fridy to buy his weed
Yup on the verge of buzzed and drunk. I managed to make my way into my cat's box house to fall asleep. I'm comfortable
If he doesn't fuck you on the 4th of July, he doesn't really love this country.
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its like you know when i get waxed
She's just a lonely cunt and i hope she stays that way for the rest of her fucking life.
This seems like an over reaction to someone eating your fries.
Dude, someone puked in my washing machine last night, I tried turning it on to clean it...not a good idea
Ahaah! I just stole batteries from work for my vibrator. I am that person.
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