well most of my day revolves around power hour
I yelled "Coming in hot." before penetrating. Im pretty sure she loved it.
I just cleaned your Jaeger vomit off my car with a knife. Don't ever say I don't love you.
Babe, I need to be clear. I DO NOT WANT TO HAVE ANAL. Never. No anal. No "talking about it"
he just voluntarily told me he was uncircumsized.. and that his favorite color was blue.
On the bright side, nobody died. Please bring me back my left shoe. I have work in an hour.
We got really high and decided it would be a good idea to wash towels in the dishwasher. I left before I could see the final result.
I had some like war flashbacks of giving someone a handjob and i was trying to figure out who it was.
THERE IS THE SEXIEST BEARDED MAN HERE. I CAME EVERYWHERE.
As i looked at his penis, it stared back into my soul. No more drinking games.
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
no dude free pina colada`s taste like what I would expect my penis to taste like except gay-er.
My dad just accidentally taught me how to make fake IDs. I love my life.
It's 1pm, she's in the shower, I don't have the guts tell her I wasn't her blind date. Someone got stood up.
He woke me with blue berry pancakes and a blow job. He's a keeper.
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