well I can't set my house on fire every night
did you ever find your cell phone? and your dignity?
Never again let me pretend to be australian for free booze.
part of it is the fact that im problem drinking, and the other part is my OCD wont let me leave the bottle half-empty.
Just watched porn on a 60 inch plasma screen TV... So that's where the clitoris is
I just sneezed cum. He better have a damn good day at work.
We took up a collection and paid her $50 to eat a piece of meat. Vegetarian morals trumped once again by cash.
were you high?
When?
Actually just blanket yes to that question
I now have a GPA requirement for guys I hookup with more than once.
My boobs are feeling quite sensitive so I told them, " you is smart, you is kind, you is important" that should do the trick.
You lit a fire in my vagina no man can extinguish.
I'm by the tree and the Dora the explorer balloon .. Look for the Dora the explorer balloon
We drank vodka and koolaid through a traffic cone. It got rowdy.
In case you were wondering I realized something last night, Rick James was correct. Cocaine is a hell of a drug.
I just found my phone after looking for it since yesterday afternoon it was in the fridge.
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