For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
I figured he was gay when I walked in on him working out to Flirty Girl Fitness.
It just hit me that i made out with someone's mom last night
This guy just brought his piggy bank into the bar with him. Talk about corruption of childhood.
while cleaning my room, i've found many wonderful things. one of these is the card you gave me for my eighteenth birthday. it's a christmas card that says "i want to stick it in your sponger"
not to mention it took an hour of antique roadshow to calm my dick down
Jeff just maced a waitress...it's way too early for this.
I wiped my blood on their walls screaming "IT'S NOT MY SECURITY DEPOSIT!"
When u wake up, don't be alarmed by the passed out mariachi band, they're cool. Muchos gracias
good it was pretty cute, also what would bong water do to a puppy?
She sucks enough dick that I could make her mouth a legitimate Yelp location.
You could be a whistle.. And just ask bitches if they want to blow you all night
He's 5'2" and his dick 4'8"
She was screaming and crying about how she couldn't find her middle finger. Then, she threw her body on to the pavement. Thats the last time we buy a freshmen a handle.
Do you think it would be okay if i cleaned my cartilage piercing with the leftover vodka?
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