My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
Just try to make good decisions...remember our convo we had about morals the other day?
Turn them off?
You go to school with some of the ugliest girls I've ever seen... How are you not getting laid?
honestly, i'm just crying in the kitchen naked and eating salsa
i also took my stockings off in the bathroom and blew my nose with them in the cab ride home. james was appalled
Note to self: semen does not count as food to take medicine with
I just farted and its sounded like it was disappointed in me.
He either works for the Irish Mob or I'm being Catfished
I think my penis runs off weed. I haven't smoked it 3 days and I have no sex drive what so ever
i had an epiphany while laying on the driveway for 5 hours yesterday.
i realized i waste a lot of time
I have no idea what those words in that order meant, but if you go to Florida send me pics of strippers
Sorry about my life...
And if you haven't kicked a pigeon you haven't started your morning right
Also lets pinky promise right now that we will NOT play "Pony" outside of each other's rooms if we have a hook up over
I love how my parents bring water bottles filled with vodka on family trips
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