I saw a sign that said worlds largest frying pan next exit. Way to do your fucking part Iowa.
I havnt been this mad since the coche de Los murtos incident
I'm at the bass pro shop. They have a river full of trout and turtles, a shooting range, a full bar, and the patriots cheerleaders are here. I now understand why people are rednecks. I may never leave
So currently I have a block of cheese duct taped to my air conditioner in lieu of a fridge.
I knew shit got real when the pinapple was gone and people were just passing around the core and gnawing on it.
There's a big hole in the wall at the dining hall. I hope we didn't do
They don't allow McDonald's in the ER. Go figure
Who ever is in the stall next to me is crying and it sounds like they're doing massive amounts of blow too. Finals for your ass huh.
Also, yes, I look pretty rough. But my ovaries fought back this morning so getting dressed decently was not a priority.
First stoner thought of the day: Life would be so much better if there were more things that were biscuits and gravy flavored.
Then that means he's outwardly conservative. Inwardly he's a total gay horndog. He's like a spy that can ruin conservative plans.
I want to change all my life goals to that.
You walked up to a random girl on the street and asked her for a bite of her pizza...
They're letting me in by good graces, I can't show up with a fist full of dildos
I've had my dick out in public way too much for someone my age...
I brought her cheeseburgers and tequila but she's still mad at me.
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