you might get a letter about the baby you put in me. i was mad when i sent it.
its officail im naming my first born child brickbreaker
sober me hid the cigs from drunk me. sober me is a tricky bitch.
he gets drunk and then tries to eat the lasers at the dance club
I have a feeling she doesn't appreciate me as a person. She only fucks me because I look like Harry Potter.
It would have been the trifecta of dick for her.
I applaud your efforts, but I have to say it was the bear we encountered that ultimately shut down the entire operation
Dear future Eric, sorry about the Everclear. Sincerely, Eric +2 shots E.C.
I'll be there in a few.
I'M COUNTING TO FEW.
Dude, if I don't end up wearing a banana suit in Milwaukee, I will consider that trip a complete failure.
hes that one kid that offered to spoon after staring at me for 5 minutes
Worse than that. I caught my roommate jerking off to a topless stripper in gta 5.
Alcohol and IMDB don't always mix with 100% accuracy
you told me I was being patronizing because I didn't want you to run barefoot across a construction site
My ex husband is now my side piece. #thisis30
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