If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
I'll bet she douches with gravy.
I would like to meet someone who actually lost their virginity in a candle filled room
(917) i just came from walking.
haha you just came from walking?
Friend I haven't seen in almost a year just IMed me to let me know that my mom stuck her boob out the window on the freeway at her.
Her mom responded by mooning my mother. I really don't know what's worse.
He said I was like bonnie and clyde all rolled into one but twice as trashy and 75% less clothes...
He obviously understands you completely.
Went biking. Saw homeless guy beating in the park. Thought of you <3
i dont know if you remember blowing your vomity nose directly into my hand...yeah thanks for that
There's two girls at the bar sniffing each others boobs.
Crazy fun. I think I got a concussion from a stripper
Well I can't be held accountable to know every which time you slid a finger here or slid a finger there. I'm way too busy getting close to climaxing to document these things.
He said I could stop sending ass pics now and just say hello. I'm not sure if that means he's no longer interested, or that he's a gentleman??
I never thought I could be this turned on by a man wearing racoon tails.
They're giving you narcotics aren't they?
If I offered to share would you come visit me?
My penis is lonely
So is my ring finger
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