11:03 p.m. Whats a lie i you lovn me. Let's cuddle.
Every time you buy a sobe you buy a bong.
is it a bad thing if he can only get off when i start talking like one of the girls from Jersey Shore??
He bought me a flower. He's totally getting head every day for a week.
she worked me into her spring break cardio plan. im mondays and wednesdays.
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
His response today determines what state my vagina will be in this weekend.
You insisted we put glow sticks on you so that we didn't lose you if you went pee in the dark.
You are a finance major, can I use my 529 account for your bail?
Walt said he was feeding me so I wouldn't die. that's why there was pasta in my room
Would it be considered cannibalistic if I wanted to eat off his bacon tattoo?
There is always the bar, but 2 30 on a Tuesday just screams alcoholism
thank you for being a reason not to completely check out of my life and start sleeping all day, crying all night, and living off vodka acquired through credit card debt
How many times do I have to tell you I'm not bisexual.
.....unless there is alcohol involved
He's a waste of a perfectly good penis.
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