yo i stole a wine glass from the ritz but i spilled wine on my hundo dolla shirt
the not having weed thing wouldnt be nearly as tragic if it wasnt the one holiday where they launch bright flaming things into the air
there were at least 5 of us standing around the bathroom stall cheering you on to throw up.
I just want to go some place where I can have a nice night. Grind on men who speak no English, make out with a girl, and not feel judged.
I love him. He's like the father I never had that I kind of want to fuck.
My girlfriend was pissed, so if I had to guess, i'd say I had a GREAT time last night
I just dont think you can meet a stranger after youve heard them cum through the walls though
Im debating on how to word my craigslist post so i dont get arrested...
He used his one phone call to tell me not to let anyone drink all his vodka until he could bail himself out.
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
They're frat boys at heart and have sickly, dusty, rotting souls.
This drink tastes like mosquito repellent.
Went online to check my credit card... $147.87 at Waffle House. $632.36 at "Red Rose Gentleman's Club" and a $1000 cash advance from an ATM. I may no longer be a fiancé.
so you might not believe this but he made a powerpoint. and gave you a 3.5/10.
I can barely operate my hands; what makes you think I can operate my dick
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