I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
His vagina is bleeding blood all over the court
so last night was fun and all.. but you might want to get tested
You're the host. Of course you wear the diaper. It's like wearing the pants.
I'm at the casino and some dude apparently has money in an entire row of slot machines. Its like watching a really intense adult version of wack a mole
i have only one word for you: 3somewithnorwegiangirls
As long as you're not dating white guys again.
Howd you meet this guy?
I found him next to my pants on sunday morn.
You were screaming across the bar "BUYING US SHOTS ISN'T GOING TO MAKE US STRAIGHT, YA KNOW!!!!!!!!"
I definitely did a line of something I don't know with a Pagan biker. I make good decisions.
Why did I just get a ziplock baggie labeled "2010" on it from you in the mail?
Romantically speaking, I want to sit on his face.
Appreciate the offer but I'm a huge fan of penis
I'm the kind of gay who carries his anxiety medication in case the club scene gets too fierce
He was 6'5 and wearing a kilt, how could I not fuck him
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