Dude ! Why is there vomit with whole pieces of sushi in the shower when the toilet is not more than 2 feet away ? btw you need to chew your food better,
im dressed up like a present. waiting for someone to unwrap me ;)
this is your brother
the red, white, and blue power rangers were all also in the porn buisness, good bye childhood
can you buy anything in the cafeteria for less than $2? I spent the last of my laundry money on a chia pet
That's like rubbing a penis in my face and not giving it to me.
Well, a cop just pulled up. This could go either way.
this whole plan B standoff thing with her is really starting to make me nervous
I swear to god if he wasnt on the fourth floor balcony and I wasn't to drunk to climb I would kill him
I'm glad that even though we are states apart our whorish hearts beat as one
He walked into the bar, took a deep sniff and said "this place is fertile and ready for my seed" then calmly walked to the service area
Apparently last night I yelled "the cops were called on a mother fucker and that mother fucker is me." And then proceeded to exorcise a sandwitch.
Are we at that point yet where I can just say "I want you to sit on my face"? If not, want to go out for "drinks"?
And speaking of good acting I may have a sex tape now
He asked me to fly out to Seattle to participate in a week of marathon sex so I'm at the airport now. I'll call you when I get back.
I do not recommend playing football on LSD like at all
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