we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
He screamed "Oh boy! Oh boy!" during climax.
every single one of us blacked out. we woke up the next morning and it was like the night never happened. IT'S STILL A MYSTERY
I sent him a pic of my tits.. All he said was, "oh your sun burn"
It was literally me in an evening gown and him in a tux with six bottles of Vodka at Jons.
And this was for your brother's Christening?
Woke up this morning on my couch at 6am fully dressed including heels, holding half a corn dog. I called you last night when I was buying the corn dog from a street vendor, I think.
I am in love with you.
Make this decision based on your love for dick - NOT based on the fact that its probably one of the worst things you've ever thought of doing
Listen. I don't care if its "nontoxic" im not putting it in my fucking vagina.
Toilet is so comfy. Serious question/why does weed make every surface feel like bed?
Remember that time we got drunk tomorrow
The guy next to me just said he wont play beer pong on principle. Im scared.
I need to quit being a slut. It's to the point that I got my period today and automatically I Believe I Can Fly popped into my head.
Just check with her if girls can get blown, that's all.
I’m gonna stop you right there. The last time you had a “brilliant” idea, I woke up to my kitchen covered in flour and a javelin through my tv.
So there we are, fucking beneath the Christmas tree and I glance up and see one of the local Jehovah's witnesses staring in horror through the decorative glass in the front door. I'm so proud of us.
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